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Welcome
to the Interwebruary Observasite of the Snowpersons U-Niversal (SUN).
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The guestbook can be found on page five, entitled
"Contact Me"
Snowpersons Universal is a society of snowpeople actively opposed to and demonstrating against season transposition,
snowperson anatomy and stereotypes, and the disgrace Hydro sapiens have faced since the Initial Calling
(first snowfall). This society welcomes snowbeings of every variety, and also allows them to communicate across the Arctic,
donate carrots, coal, and the occassional button, and to discuss the twisted tales and riots incited by the incendiary and
completely false "Frosty the Snowman."
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The Leaders
"Only water unites this ravaged, human-plagued marble. So let us, that water, act as such." -Deliquiesce Sublime,
1502
Algid Frigorific is the current leader of SUN, and she finds it "abysmally
ironic that we are to be named after our greatest and most manxome adversary," but the name in question, "Snowpersons Universal,"
was created by Deliquesce Sublime, as featured above right, two weeks before her death in 1502 AD. (Time is normally
kept in snowfalls since the Initial Calling, and the measure is PIC [post Initial Calling].) Unfortunately, Deliquesce
perished in April of the same year, although remnants of her body can still be found in rivers, freezers, and digestive systems
everywhere. Since her death, Deliquesce has been succeeded only by snowwomen, although no rules for hereditary were
ever instigated. Biographies of Algid and Deliquesce can be found on the page: "Snow Sovereign: Past, Present, Future."
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Guestbook on Page Five
Giving the cold shoulder since absolute zero.
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